May 2013
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unative:
time goes by so fast when you’re avoiding homework
letterstogodptiii:
tea-books-and-blankets:
yaygocats:
discomplete:
“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography
“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.
“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy
“I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book
meladoodle:
juilan:
My ears. They are ringing.
are u gonna answer em
mattfoundglory:
the only reason i wear all black is so i can absorb the energy from the sun and become the most powerful being on the earth
teacher: please introduce yourself to your classmates
me: *intro to ride by lana del rey begins to play*
soselfimportant:
4:35 Blaze it sorry traffic was crazy
prospited:
WHAT IS A PILOTS FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOUR
PLAIN
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repeating-serenity:
my little brother wrote about me for school and this was one of the sentences he wrote. im sobbing “my sister is my role model because she can watch 12 years worth of law and order in 3 months”
me: that sounds mean i better add a lol at the end
spookythunder:
I embarrass myself infront of myself
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You should worry about your insides getting uglier more than worrying about your...
– Takano Kyohei (via buddhacoffee)