Joss Whedon: Hey! You guys wanna write a book together?
J. K. Rowling: Sure.
Suzanne Collins: Why not?
Shakespeare: If it is to be of a tragical nature, then I doth not protest!
Beginning of the book: Unimportant characters die.
Middle of the book: Favorite characters died.
End of the book: Everyone is dead.
George R.R. Martin: They didn't suffer enough.
the breakfast club isn’t even about breakfast
Remember when I cared? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
lungify: my butt hurts from sitting here all day maybe i should do something productive
fun fact about the human body! if you took the skin of an average human and laid it out you would have enough to get a pretty fucking serious criminal conviction
Mom: I AM SICK AND TIRED OF YOUR ATTITUDE
Anonymous asked: duuuuuude.
Anonymous asked: dude.
queefjerkey: my hidden talent is letting all of my homework and other obligations pile up until the very last minute so i can crack under the pressure and have a mental breakdown
partypeen: instead of doing my homework i like to stay on the computer and worry about how much homework i have to do